“我第一次养孩子，没什么经验！”哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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<span style="caret-color: red; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">经常听周围的人说</span>
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<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">第一个孩子要照书养</span>
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<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">可总有一些人，剑走偏锋</span>
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<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">第一个孩子<span style="color: #7B0C00; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;"><strong>随便养</strong></span></span>
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<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">因为第一次当父母没啥经验</span>
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<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">这孩子养着养着</span>
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<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">画风就变了......</span>
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<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">不信看看这位老爸，</span>
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<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">儿童推车算个啥，</span>
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<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">这浑然天成的小拖车了解一下？</span>
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<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">再来看看这位，</span>
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<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">左手一个娃，右手塑料袋，齐活！</span>
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<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">话说回来，</span>
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<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">老爸带娃，活着就好，</span>
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<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">你还要求他什么呢🤷♂️</span>
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<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">谁能想到，</span>
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<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">人生的第一次暴击，</span>
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<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">竟然来自我爹。</span>
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<span style="caret-color: red; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">儿砸，为了麻麻的荣誉，<br/></span>
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<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">你就委屈一下吧。</span>
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<span style="color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; caret-color: #3E3E3E; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">没有什么能阻挡，<br/></span>
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<span style="color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; caret-color: #3E3E3E; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">同一个世界，<br/></span>
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<span style="color: #3E3E3E; caret-color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">同一个爸妈，</span>
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<span style="color: #3E3E3E; caret-color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">比赛第一，孩子第二。</span>
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<span style="caret-color: red; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">孩子是个啥？<br/></span>
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<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">经验告诉我先跑就对了。</span>
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<span style="caret-color: red; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">下雨天，<br/></span>
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<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">没拿雨伞怎么办？</span>
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<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">急中生智的我找来一个质量杠杠的塑料袋，</span>
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<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">然后......</span>
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<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">老婆，你看我是个小机灵鬼不？</span>
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<span style="caret-color: red; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">孩子：<br/></span>
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<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">我为这个家，付出了太多太多</span>
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<span style="caret-color: red; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">孩子：好了我知道了，<br/></span>
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<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">你们是真爱，</span>
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<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">我只是个意外。</span>
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<span style="caret-color: red; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">小小年纪就承受着，<br/></span>
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<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">这个年纪不该承受的重力。</span>
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<span style="caret-color: red; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">爸爸，请再爱我一次好吗？？？<br/></span>
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<span style="caret-color: red; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">孩子：爸，游戏重要我重要？<br/></span>
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<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">爸爸：谁重要你心里没点数吗</span>
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<img class="" data-backh="398" data-backw="304" data-before-oversubscription-url="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKx3bvbz09O1IvXZw89ibKREtkfmcdpBOvRdEMiakqwaX7O8CVGiaeKic2SsA/0?wx_fmt=gif" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="1.3092105263157894" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKx3bvbz09O1IvXZw89ibKREtkfmcdpBOvRdEMiakqwaX7O8CVGiaeKic2SsA/640?wx_fmt=gif" data-type="gif" data-w="304" style="width: 556px;"/>
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<span style="caret-color: red; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">我妈说，湿衣服要晾一下，<br/></span>
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<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">没想到她顺便把我也给晾了。</span>
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<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: #3E3E3E; color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">▼</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-backh="436" data-backw="234" data-before-oversubscription-url="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxe3dk1VFic9nCBaia4oAz0bqEQvF48O3WtEIuia6KZ5UjkTgzkTfxMZdvw/0?wx_fmt=gif" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="1.8632478632478633" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxe3dk1VFic9nCBaia4oAz0bqEQvF48O3WtEIuia6KZ5UjkTgzkTfxMZdvw/640?wx_fmt=gif" data-type="gif" data-w="234" style="width: 556px;"/>
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<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: red; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">自己的娃只能自己“祸害”，<br/></span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">绝不能便宜了tony老师。</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: #3E3E3E; color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">▼</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-backh="414" data-backw="234" data-before-oversubscription-url="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxruk3oDCFOexxy33QcGtUHV16ImueFtHehNxX3tyHKI22HMeia7Kk8Eg/0?wx_fmt=gif" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="1.7692307692307692" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxruk3oDCFOexxy33QcGtUHV16ImueFtHehNxX3tyHKI22HMeia7Kk8Eg/640?wx_fmt=gif" data-type="gif" data-w="234" style="width: 556px;"/>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: red; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">家长美其名曰：<br/></span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">解放孩子的天性。</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: #3E3E3E; color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">▼</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-backh="364" data-backw="368" data-before-oversubscription-url="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxDF2GwrFdrz0qib8925lrECfODF2ZnY8qRbEO63rO0cIic8iaMj6gIwBww/0?wx_fmt=gif" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="0.9891304347826086" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxDF2GwrFdrz0qib8925lrECfODF2ZnY8qRbEO63rO0cIic8iaMj6gIwBww/640?wx_fmt=gif" data-type="gif" data-w="368" style="width: 556px;"/>
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<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">人家是带娃，</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">这位是“袋娃”。</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: #3E3E3E; color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">▼</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-backh="398" data-backw="240" data-before-oversubscription-url="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxVk0tPXQKReWzd4GsLWqia4l2mdgFAGAw4kFBeEibV2jncr6d4GxsH3Xg/0?wx_fmt=gif" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="1.6583333333333334" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxVk0tPXQKReWzd4GsLWqia4l2mdgFAGAw4kFBeEibV2jncr6d4GxsH3Xg/640?wx_fmt=gif" data-type="gif" data-w="240" style="width: 556px;"/>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: red; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">机智的父母，<br/></span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">已经在用大铁盆带娃了。</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: #3E3E3E; color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">▼</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-backh="321" data-backw="173" data-before-oversubscription-url="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxd6VJeCg3jFRxAXL3V1ESyJrib4x4E3tNMa7UjTVv74xiaYyEODD6SiafQ/0?wx_fmt=gif" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="1.8554913294797688" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxd6VJeCg3jFRxAXL3V1ESyJrib4x4E3tNMa7UjTVv74xiaYyEODD6SiafQ/640?wx_fmt=gif" data-type="gif" data-w="173" style="width: 556px;"/>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: red; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">妈.....<br/></span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">我觉得有些窒息。</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: #3E3E3E; color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">▼</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-backh="426" data-backw="364" data-before-oversubscription-url="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxLyJM97P8Ygcp1Sp9U0EiaJGYiamWNRdphjvcWRLpPtSARicT5Y64n5tgA/0?wx_fmt=gif" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="1.1703296703296704" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxLyJM97P8Ygcp1Sp9U0EiaJGYiamWNRdphjvcWRLpPtSARicT5Y64n5tgA/640?wx_fmt=gif" data-type="gif" data-w="364" style="width: 556px;"/>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="color: #7B0C00; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;"><strong>对新手父母来说，</strong></span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="color: #7B0C00; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;"><strong>如果孩子不是用来玩的，</strong></span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="color: #7B0C00; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;"><strong>那将毫无意义。</strong></span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">一个真敢骑，两个真敢坐。</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">这还好俩重量差不多，</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">这要是一胖一瘦......</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: #3E3E3E; color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">▼</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-backh="414" data-backw="276" data-before-oversubscription-url="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxBocEyPkQRUSO9XlJFLWzsDY4oYzYP92OibpGNz8uNmmAQDZf1WZBSCw/0?wx_fmt=gif" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="1.5" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxBocEyPkQRUSO9XlJFLWzsDY4oYzYP92OibpGNz8uNmmAQDZf1WZBSCw/640?wx_fmt=gif" data-type="gif" data-w="276" style="width: 556px;"/>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: red; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">妈妈：宝儿，西瓜甜不？<br/></span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: #3E3E3E; color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">▼</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-backh="398" data-backw="304" data-before-oversubscription-url="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxrjiaND0kmF9Z7ia9FPOu0ULaSE8cMndKLcwgXKhibQFvTeIQCt6kyDoYw/0?wx_fmt=gif" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="1.3092105263157894" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxrjiaND0kmF9Z7ia9FPOu0ULaSE8cMndKLcwgXKhibQFvTeIQCt6kyDoYw/640?wx_fmt=gif" data-type="gif" data-w="304" style="width: 556px;"/>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; caret-color: #3E3E3E; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">看到雪就想把他的脑袋往上按，<br/></span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="color: #3E3E3E; caret-color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">是亲生的，鉴定完毕。</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: #3E3E3E; color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">▼</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-backh="366" data-backw="234" data-before-oversubscription-url="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxJkKcVR9OD8spwZyss0LF4BvicxUfSusqHJKeHcia53wLCA7EndCiaZiaVQ/0?wx_fmt=gif" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="1.564102564102564" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxJkKcVR9OD8spwZyss0LF4BvicxUfSusqHJKeHcia53wLCA7EndCiaZiaVQ/640?wx_fmt=gif" data-type="gif" data-w="234" style="width: 556px;"/>
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<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">孩子有多嫌弃你，</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">她会用眼神告诉你。</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: #3E3E3E; color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">▼</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-backh="404" data-backw="228" data-before-oversubscription-url="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxflPJjg90Jd41mux3shLWBnc0n7jVsDPPbBUaeejwCFxhaUcCBxXBUw/0?wx_fmt=gif" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="1.7719298245614035" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxflPJjg90Jd41mux3shLWBnc0n7jVsDPPbBUaeejwCFxhaUcCBxXBUw/640?wx_fmt=gif" data-type="gif" data-w="228" style="width: 556px;"/>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">他还只是个孩子，</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">他只不过饿了，他有什么错。</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">你们家长的良心不会痛吗？</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: #3E3E3E; color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">▼</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-backh="404" data-backw="228" data-before-oversubscription-url="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxU1k6ib6pwVtG0dOGia6JzE7Y9TMzRia9SJl3dic2lgia2ARCzeKmtrdRwCg/0?wx_fmt=gif" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="1.7719298245614035" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxU1k6ib6pwVtG0dOGia6JzE7Y9TMzRia9SJl3dic2lgia2ARCzeKmtrdRwCg/640?wx_fmt=gif" data-type="gif" data-w="228" style="width: 556px;"/>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">爸爸，</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">我不是你心爱的小宝贝儿了吗？</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: #3E3E3E; color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">▼</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-backh="404" data-backw="228" data-before-oversubscription-url="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxnSUzvsogcBLKDL2QWFgBN8K3GBbn5eVaOkIutysM1TB5qZ2M5ytrDQ/0?wx_fmt=gif" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="1.7719298245614035" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxnSUzvsogcBLKDL2QWFgBN8K3GBbn5eVaOkIutysM1TB5qZ2M5ytrDQ/640?wx_fmt=gif" data-type="gif" data-w="228" style="width: 556px;"/>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: red; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">长得再可爱有什么用？<br/></span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">终究还是摆脱不了被安排的命运。</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: #3E3E3E; color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">▼</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-backh="322" data-backw="428" data-before-oversubscription-url="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxVpmJCALpqNUiaFCcC4sXnRaf8Uicbx7UdvtTONFMaoS0rCu1jfAcXduw/0?wx_fmt=gif" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="0.7523364485981309" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxVpmJCALpqNUiaFCcC4sXnRaf8Uicbx7UdvtTONFMaoS0rCu1jfAcXduw/640?wx_fmt=gif" data-type="gif" data-w="428" style="width: 556px;"/>
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<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; caret-color: #3E3E3E; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">新晋带娃神器——菜篮子，<br/></span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="color: #3E3E3E; caret-color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">买菜装娃两不误。</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: #3E3E3E; color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">▼</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-backh="352" data-backw="222" data-before-oversubscription-url="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxqCvq7whPtV9jnnm9tuOphvOduYGIvAvcLiaB42xAERjVgfmoDia0u7JA/0?wx_fmt=gif" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="1.5855855855855856" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxqCvq7whPtV9jnnm9tuOphvOduYGIvAvcLiaB42xAERjVgfmoDia0u7JA/640?wx_fmt=gif" data-type="gif" data-w="222" style="width: 556px;"/>
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<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="0.8446808510638298" data-s="300,640" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_png/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKx2GSXXTLGdt0aDkDpic9TUNk4fhNBBKG6GpAvuQ0BvAqC6UcZlnmuYag/640?wx_fmt=png" data-type="png" data-w="940" style="height: 164px;width: 194px;"/>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">孩儿他妈：我捏的不是脸，</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">是QQ糖。</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: #3E3E3E; color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">▼</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-backh="436" data-backw="234" data-before-oversubscription-url="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxPppMLwL9ntBFF0jicWuNbQURUWmRr1fFnH7zibPZjyLicP2ic4BIsQw5Sw/0?wx_fmt=gif" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="1.8632478632478633" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxPppMLwL9ntBFF0jicWuNbQURUWmRr1fFnH7zibPZjyLicP2ic4BIsQw5Sw/640?wx_fmt=gif" data-type="gif" data-w="234" style="width: 556px;"/>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: red; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">妈妈，请给我一次喘息的机会。<br/></span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: #3E3E3E; color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">▼</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-backh="492" data-backw="556" data-before-oversubscription-url="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKx1cZ6eS0iaP2ianf7N60v3DbrQZUicWyzIQFVoVszcQacthpLhokBUkwvg/0?wx_fmt=png" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="0.8852739726027398" data-s="300,640" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_png/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKx1cZ6eS0iaP2ianf7N60v3DbrQZUicWyzIQFVoVszcQacthpLhokBUkwvg/640?wx_fmt=png" data-type="png" data-w="1168" style="width: 556px;"/>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: red; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">“儿砸你听我说，<br/></span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">你爸我小时候也这样，</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">老婆我真憋不住了。”</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: #3E3E3E; color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">▼</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-backh="498" data-backw="358" data-before-oversubscription-url="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxvicu2KYmTPPWlGNu643NoOG1eleN24tpFSia9MY7gicMsunibUYQibBIPww/0?wx_fmt=gif" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="1.3910614525139664" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxvicu2KYmTPPWlGNu643NoOG1eleN24tpFSia9MY7gicMsunibUYQibBIPww/640?wx_fmt=gif" data-type="gif" data-w="358" style="width: 556px;"/>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: red; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">本以为带孩子是个体力活，<br/></span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">没想到还是个木匠活。</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: #3E3E3E; color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">▼</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-backh="428" data-backw="308" data-before-oversubscription-url="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxynA2YYlCyrGiaq54DL237zoIUficyY4OK8O7jIodBQJNzCK30ibsic3D3A/0?wx_fmt=gif" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="1.3896103896103895" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxynA2YYlCyrGiaq54DL237zoIUficyY4OK8O7jIodBQJNzCK30ibsic3D3A/640?wx_fmt=gif" data-type="gif" data-w="308" style="width: 556px;"/>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">爸.......请你控几你自己。</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: #3E3E3E; color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">▼</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-backh="348" data-backw="556" data-before-oversubscription-url="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxG02YYiaDDR9LREWJyClmX9WMibHeAfR1M3aSxSPDDxwBY7ED1XXon3rQ/0?wx_fmt=png" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="0.625" data-s="300,640" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_png/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxG02YYiaDDR9LREWJyClmX9WMibHeAfR1M3aSxSPDDxwBY7ED1XXon3rQ/640?wx_fmt=png" data-type="png" data-w="864" style="width: 556px;"/>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<br/>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="0.8810068649885584" data-s="300,640" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_png/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxcJTCmQcJaXNx8bfpIauHhZa8G4EwgZuZECGcQbiafoZiaaicGNVjhfkkg/640?wx_fmt=png" data-type="png" data-w="874" style="height: 162px;width: 184px;"/>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: red; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">孩子：妈妈，镜子里是谁？<br/></span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">为什么和我长得一模一样。</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">妈妈：你进去和他打个招呼就知道了。</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: #3E3E3E; color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">▼</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-backh="382" data-backw="274" data-before-oversubscription-url="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxgPTFZk0jPia9FJKvLKoWyeO98B5icrRO5b52GJ7sgqmBnldyDJJ08PKA/0?wx_fmt=gif" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="1.3941605839416058" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxgPTFZk0jPia9FJKvLKoWyeO98B5icrRO5b52GJ7sgqmBnldyDJJ08PKA/640?wx_fmt=gif" data-type="gif" data-w="274" style="width: 556px;"/>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: red; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">坑了老大，<br/></span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: #3E3E3E; color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">▼</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-backh="362" data-backw="257" data-before-oversubscription-url="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxNgFCjDBeIK4MuCamAXGZ5DYmXftIib1bmPTedXhF8pibFE2gqnragZnQ/0?wx_fmt=gif" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="1.4085603112840468" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxNgFCjDBeIK4MuCamAXGZ5DYmXftIib1bmPTedXhF8pibFE2gqnragZnQ/640?wx_fmt=gif" data-type="gif" data-w="257" style="width: 556px;"/>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: red; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">顺带也坑了老二，<br/></span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">双赢。</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: #3E3E3E; color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">▼</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-backh="412" data-backw="292" data-before-oversubscription-url="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxS7elpGWhF8LRDiaJLfe3hZFklvy0rSvKPrlPgHFWxDKGyw5F0q2jV5A/0?wx_fmt=gif" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="1.4109589041095891" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxS7elpGWhF8LRDiaJLfe3hZFklvy0rSvKPrlPgHFWxDKGyw5F0q2jV5A/640?wx_fmt=gif" data-type="gif" data-w="292" style="width: 556px;"/>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: red; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">一家孩子，<br/></span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">最重要的就是整整齐齐。</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: #3E3E3E; color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">▼</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-backh="404" data-backw="246" data-before-oversubscription-url="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxDibiaCuQp3LB3IibtQNFv1pdQ0WUN8bdH998aKhNh0LDricLt0WVgs0McA/0?wx_fmt=gif" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="1.6422764227642277" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxDibiaCuQp3LB3IibtQNFv1pdQ0WUN8bdH998aKhNh0LDricLt0WVgs0McA/640?wx_fmt=gif" data-type="gif" data-w="246" style="width: 556px;"/>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">骑着小电驴，</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">兜风去喽～</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: #3E3E3E; color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">▼</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-backh="406" data-backw="242" data-before-oversubscription-url="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxZm3KuLMZlgxISZo5fl69a368531iaoDDRnsdSbzpHTfNI0fAibJsUibcA/0?wx_fmt=gif" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="1.677685950413223" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxZm3KuLMZlgxISZo5fl69a368531iaoDDRnsdSbzpHTfNI0fAibJsUibcA/640?wx_fmt=gif" data-type="gif" data-w="242" style="width: 556px;"/>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: red; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">我妈说，<br/></span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">要亲近大自然，</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">拖她的福，</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">我第一次知道雪是什么滋味。</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: #3E3E3E; color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">▼</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-backh="247" data-backw="208" data-before-oversubscription-url="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKx3HNCrk5RVPqeqel0snZeo5KRu9QkQlicph6OnVpyTKAl0fgegrMv8eA/0?wx_fmt=gif" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="1.1875" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKx3HNCrk5RVPqeqel0snZeo5KRu9QkQlicph6OnVpyTKAl0fgegrMv8eA/640?wx_fmt=gif" data-type="gif" data-w="208" style="width: 556px;"/>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: red; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">宝贝，<br/></span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">我们不能输在起跑线上，</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">在别人走路的年纪，</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">你要学会奔跑了。</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: #3E3E3E; color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">▼</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-backh="372" data-backw="246" data-before-oversubscription-url="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxOPwbiapHqWOo8NVeg7V2fbu2oDCicMCIY5JEg3BXRibWZV2Rdu0X1YibwA/0?wx_fmt=gif" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="1.5121951219512195" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_gif/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxOPwbiapHqWOo8NVeg7V2fbu2oDCicMCIY5JEg3BXRibWZV2Rdu0X1YibwA/640?wx_fmt=gif" data-type="gif" data-w="246" style="width: 556px;"/>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: red; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">看了上面这些，<br/></span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">倒吸一口凉气。</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">这些孩子能长那么大，</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">真的....不容易。</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<br/>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">第一次当父母的没有经验，</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">孩子还能咋地？</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">凑合过吧，</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">还能断绝关系咋地。</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: #3E3E3E; color: #3E3E3E; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">▼</span>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">
<img class="" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="0.946524064171123" data-s="300,640" src="https://mpt.135editor.com/mmbiz_jpg/zKBwDdu8U8GvPUVTkNHGpSjkM2lOWWKxhF6wBl2vXzvOjsSMXgHqDgOwkGEbM03rctuJ7ibnA3C8tgubLjfks1w/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="748"/>
</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="caret-color: red; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">啥也不说了，<br/></span>
</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", 微软雅黑; font-size: 14px;">长大了，长大了就好了。</span>
</p>
</section> 看到这个肚子都笑痛了 生个孩子不拿来玩还有什么意义呢，反正我是这么干的！
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